Two Boys, One Luv

"Stop arguing, boys. I already told you, 

I will make the decision about who gets to wear the last 

Little Paws."

[BICKERING CONTINUES]

"Seriously. I said STOP." 

[RELUCTANT SILENCE, THEN MORE ARGUING]

"Guys, I'm not kidding. If I have to tell you to stop one. more. time." 

[POUTING, AND THEN... MORE ARGUING!?!]

"That's IT! Now nobody gets the Little Paws.

You can both go to bed in drug store diapers!!!"

[SILENCE, AND THEN COMPLAINING ABOUT 'CHEAP DIAPERS']

"Cheap?! Cheap?! I'll show you cheap?!

Now you can share the same drug store diaper. 

We'll see if the arguing

or complaining about cheap diapers

continues after that..." 

[Lesson for Z and Ry]

It's awfully hard to argue

with someone
when you're forced
to share

the same diaper with them... 

Lesson for Cwis:

Putting two boys
in one diaper is cute,

but that diaper isn't nearly
as functional as you might think... 

put a towel or puppy pad down,

or be ready to mop up
a puddle of pee!